How did you manage to learn anything in school with all the kids wiling out all the time?
How do you like using Backpack to do your homework? Is it hard for you to make the $9/mo subscription fee?
have you tried winning the lottery?
Hey, poor black kid! What is the first thing you will buy when you are mega rich, just like a white guy? What is your dream unpaid intership?
Hey poor black kid. I want to study hard and do well at my overcrowded public school, but I've had this toothache for three or four years, and it's really distracting. My teacher thinks I should go on ADHD medication. What should I do?
Become a dentist! Extract your own tooth. Then get back to reading and stalking guidance counselors at the nearest private school
As a poor black kid, I'm wondering what magazine you think every other poor black kid should be reading once they've finished their Forbes Magazine for the month?
Regardies. It was a Washington business magazine in the 1980s. It has been out of print for a decade, but don’t let that stop you from learning the relevant lessons it has for us poor black kids
Hey, Poor Black Kid! I'm a well intentioned white lady who wants to know how I can help other poor black kids, especially those who maybe want to be biochemists or history professors or war correspondents or anything other than a web developer. Do you have any recommendations for ways I can condescendingly advise other poor black kids while simultaneously implying they'd have just as many opportunities as rich white kids if they weren't so ignorant?
Write about it in the Chronicle of Higher Education. Poor black kids can’t get enough of that. Just be sure to talk about how little you actually know about us while offering very general advice and specific resources. That way we will know you are serious about improving our future
Hi poor black kid, I'm on a tight budget but I'm always hungry, do you have any easy recipes or hunger suppression methods that I could use?
Use Skype video to watch other people around the world eat food. You will fill your mind with global delicacies!
Even chinese kids agree with Gene! (thanks to Roy Russell on Google+ for the image)